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Swift's Garage (2009 - LP)

by Doctor Scott, Dick Swift & Advance

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    dirty garage shit, just like the kind you grew up on..

    VERSES by DOCTOR SCOTT, ADVANCE & DICK SWIFT

    ALL MUSIC PRODUCED by DOCTOR SCOTT except..
    "Black Widow" (Music by DIZMAL ONER)

    Recorded in Hayward, Ca 2009
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1.
Intricate 05:16
DOCTOR SCOTT (1st Verse): Intricate is the Trip That We Take Just to Make Custom Made Spit Ridden Breaks Breath Rhythm & Brains, Do the Mathematics Not a Pop Quiz I'm Not Grading Your Antics I Serenading The Frantic With a Monologue I'm Telling Frogger to Look Before He Hops That Log I'm Tryin' to Holler at Baby That Weighs 410 But Society Told Her That I Don't Want to Be Her Friend So She Ain't Taking Me Serious Now I'm Right Back at Square 1, Ornery & Delirious But I'm a Throwback I'm So Past Curious If I Can't Get It That Minute I'm Furious The Truth Is That You Don't Want to See Me When I'm Really Angry Rubbing Your Forehead With a Bidi 3 Months Later the Scab is Still Rubbing on Your Beenie And That Always Means a Headache, You Pop Asprin Every Evening
2.
DOCTOR SCOTT (Verse 1 ): I Don't Need a Chorus You Worship Me Like Horus, Plus I Smell Good Like a Florist I'm Not a Tourist I'm a Loco Local That'll Slap a Chokehold a Conformist I Treat You Like a Doormat, Peep My Featured Format We Bought a Bleacher Fourpack After the Giants Game We Gon' Rap The Night Away And Might I Say That When I Light the Dank It Makes a Brighter Day I'm Talking Right Away, Cashing Sacks Like a Sleep Deprived Cancer Patient With Cataracts Rollin' Cadillacs, Satellite Pimpin' Worldwide Words Fly Into The Rhythm When I'm Not In the Bay, I Stay in Cedar Creek But If I'm in the Bay but I'm Not By the Bay, I'm By the Beach I Might Just Fuck Around and Buy the Beach z'if I Do Make That Kind of Cream I'mma Need Some Time to Breathe And If You Bitches Already Thought I'm Kinda Mean Than Just Imagine When I Got the Cash to Buy Your Team And My Wet Dream's Enormous But I Bet You Knew That So Yo I Don't Need a Chorus ADVANCE (Verse 2): Ready to Rock Rugged Rhyme
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Issues 01:09
Written by Dick Swift
4.
No Vacancy (free) 05:17
5.
Black Widow 05:15
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Scene Kid 02:19
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Ride With Your Mom (free) 04:24
DOCTOR SCOTT (Verse 1): While Your Existence is Boggled Down With Incomprehensibilites My Oral Ability Fuses My Oratory We Produce The Illest & Spew Supercilious While You Spit the Silliest And That Look on My Face Means I Think You're Ridiculous My Elocution Similar to Electrocution Execution You're Pointless Like Douching When You're a Drag Queen Female Illusion
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2.K.Hyphy 06:24
Interplanetary Flow, My Vocabulary Glows Like a Time Traveling Delorean on Hundred Spokes Prone to the Fact That I'm Known for the Rap From the Stack to the Sco to the O to the Sac... Ro We Don't Condone Similac Baby Water n the Track Maybe You Ought to Take It Back What You Gotta Do Is Deformalize Your Decibels Take Off the Space Suit Streets Ain't Celestial Blood We Always Get the Best of Yall Cuz We're Telling the Truth The Truth is Babe Ruth Beer & Hot Dogs Not Estrogen Blockers You Suckers Are Knock-Offs Me & Swift is Like Ivan & Nikita Koloff While You Spit So Soft You Suckers Need Zoloft To Feel Better One Time For Your Mind's Eye Scott Winter ADVANCE; Anti-Hyphy Never Likely to Bit These MC's That Can't See Their Own 2 Feet Covered in White T's & Nikes
10.
Pussy Ass Blood Clot (free) 04:45
Written by Doctor Scott, Advance & Dick Swift
11.
Melons (free) 05:16
DOCTOR SCOTT (Chorus): It's Dedicated to that Girl With the Really Big Melons She'll Turn Your Girl Gay Like Ellen And If She Got Booty Like Magellan Had a Boat Than Ain't No Tellin', All I Know is That Girl is Dope DOCTOR SCOTT (Verse 1): Built Like a Goddess She Might Be the Hottest I've Ever Seen Honest I Love a Big Broad She Waddle Like a Model and She Got It Going On Under Oath Your Honor Thicker Than a Snicker She Was Hotter Than A Sauna Hotter Than a Marijuana Cigarette on Fire When I'm Already Buzzing But I need to Get Higher DOCTOR SCOTT (Chorus): It's Dedicated to that Girl With the Really Big Melons She'll Turn Your Girl Gay Like Ellen And If She Got Booty Like Magellan Had a Boat Than Ain't No Tellin', All I Know is That Girl is Dope DICK SWIFT (2nd Verse): She's The Head of the Class, Got Me Spazzed Out on That Ass Over Jazz Breaks, Mad Fun Bags Lindsey Dawn Traits Often Mistaked for Photoshop on Store Bought Fakes
12.
On The Table 03:20
(INTRO): Swift's Garage Fuck All That Other Shit 'know What I'm Sayin But What I Really Want You to Do Right Now For Me Is Um Put Your Belly On The Table Girl It's For My Gainers (VERSE 1): Corpulent Is The Order of the Day Would You Rather Have a Quarter Would You Rather Have an Eighth Bigger the Better Buddy More The Merrier That's The Philosophy Up In The Bay Area If She's a Carrier of Bigger Belly Than The Average Female Body I Say Let Her Shine Like Illuminati And If She's Naughty I Take Her Back to My Stable Lights Camera Action Now Put Your Belly On The Table (CHORUS): Put Your Belly On The Table Girl I Love the Way That Baby Shakes Up My Stable World Put Your Belly On The Table Girl I'll Be Your Brock Lesnar You Can Be My Sable Girl Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl Put Your Belly On The Table Girl (VERSE 2): Put Your Belly On The Table And If Your Man's a Hater Than I'm Breaking His Jaw Like I Was Coach Cable Cuz If He Ain't Down With That Belly & Booty He's Kinda Fruity A Friend of Judy Forget Tootie I'd Rather See Natalie's Anatomy Cuz That'll Mean That That'll Be A Fatter Queen Expanding Rapidly Challenging Gravity Now Put Your Belly On The Table So Your Cat Can Breath Exaca-tick-aly And If I Gotta Take a Leak I'm Not R Kelly So Your Belly's Not the Spot I Aim to Pee Cuz See It's Like Losing Weight Is So Lame To Me So Put Your Belly On The Table While I Graciously Thank You Gratefully And Since I Hate To Leave I'mma Make Your Nookie Smell Like a Skunky Eighth of Weed As Long as She Ain't Fugly I Start at Chubby Wubbie And I Go All The Way To Super Duper Uber Chunky (CHORUS): Put Your Belly On The Table Girl I Love the Way That Baby Shakes Up My Stable World Put Your Belly On The Table Girl I'll Be Your Brock Lesnar You Can Be My Sable Girl Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
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Moving 06:26
Doctor Scott : Moving, To the Groove I Create In My Room, When I'm Off of That Boom Maybe Even a Couple Shrooms DOCTOR SCOTT (Verse 2): It's the Rap Rhodes Scholar Grabbing You by the Collar Cuz You Claim That You're Making Them Dollars But You Live in Squalor Then You Hit the Gay Bar, Talking About "Holler" Then You Grab the Mic, and Claim That You're a Baller And a Shot Caller, But I'm The King, Jerry Lawler Even If You're Taller I'll Steal Your Beezy, If I Ain't Got Time I Tell My Boys to Stall Her And Have My Secretary Call Her Cuz I'm Old School Like Wacky Wall Walkers Never Played Out Like Tacky Mall Walkers I'm Hit The Studio to Make a Slappy Jaw Dropper My Longevity, Like Bob Barker Toys Get Robbed For Their Markers (Toys Get Robbed For Their Markers) DOCTOR SCOTT (Chrous 2): Moving, This Is Old School White Hip Hop Like Rick Rubin Moving, This Is Old School White Hip Hop Like Rick Rubin Moving, This Is Old School White Hip Hop Like Rick Rubin Moving.. DICK SWIFT (Verse 3): This Ain't Capn. Stubing, This Is Not a Fucking Love Boat I Sink Your Fucking Tugboat I'm Earthquake Mutherfuking Tenta (Tenta) Fools Pretend to
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End Credits (free) 05:11

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Recorded in Hayward, CA

PRODUCED BY DOCTOR SCOTT
(except "Black Widow" music by Dizmal)

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released December 22, 2009

Vocals by Doctor Scott, Advance & Dick Swift
All Songs Produced by Doctor Scott
except "Black Widow" Produced by Dizmal Oner

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Doctor Scott San Francisco, California

Northern California's graff luminary and microphone mainstay Doctor Scott continues his two-decade odyssey in the game. When he's not in the gym bench pressing 600 pound women or putting his Kilroy Hancock on the turf, he's crankin' out half-a-dozen albums a year. Enjoy his light, it'll burn out eventually (allegedly). ... more

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