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Welcome 2 Hollyweird

by Doctor Scott & YB

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Welcome 2 Hollyweird Where The Drama Be Cracking If Eddie Murphy Makes a Booty Call She Better Be Packing And There's 15 Dudes Around the Corner Just Like Her You Talking Bout You Already Did Her During Your Bid At Rikers That's Hollyweird, Heroes Turn Into Bad Jokes And We Catch a Contact From 2nd Hand Crack Smoke For Cracking A Bad Joke You Get Taken To Task Broomstick Break It In Half Shove It Straight Up Your Ass Bum Rush Your Company Lunch Fist Fuck Sluts & Blow Blunts And Stomp Your Baby Out Like a Cigarette Butt 4 Fingers in Her Cunt My Big Dick In Her Butt I Pull it Out Put it In Her Mouth and Nut On Her Gut Oh I'm From The Killahoe Sco But Hollyweird Is Where I Hang My Hat When I Open The Door And You Know I Love My Home Like DeNiro Love Black Women Like Black Men Love White Women Ah Pass The Vicodin
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Take It From the Doc You Ain't Got What It Takes You're That Fool That Don't Do Shit When You Get Socked In The Face You Lack Preparation Your Motor Skills Are Average I Know You Need Direction So I Wrote A Little Adage Your Learning Disabilities Are Far Too Much To Overcome The Notion That You're Number 1... Comedy 101 And Might I Add That You Ain't Got What It Takes Charlie Bucket Golden Ticket Fiction Your Fake And By The Time You Could Spit Half This Talented I Bet You Gas'll Be $12 A Gallon Kid Shit I'm Saying Hang up The Mic 1 Time For Your Mind Case Closed Good Night Yeah, You Ain't Got What It Takes So Get a 9 to 5 And Put Some Food On Your Plate Cuz If You Rap For Cash You Gonna Be Strapped For Cash You Ain't Got What It Takes And Your Act Is Wack On Stage Every Other Word You're Forgetting And What You Do Remember's Outta Breath when You Spit It I'm Saying Forget It Slam On The Breaks And Throw In The Towel Cuz You Ain't Got What It Takes
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From That Forgotten Planet Where The Rappers Are Witty All The Way To Mexico Where Transsexuals Buy Their Titties Hayward City 2 Houston We're Coming Back Like Brock Lesnar Was It Hot Weather That Brought The Broads Out Or Scott Winter And The Plot Thickens When Dick Swift's In The Picture See We Spit That Real Non Fiction Not A Depiction Shit That Isn't I Be Frank You Can't flow MotherFucker Was That Shit Screwed & Chopped or You Just Slow & You Studder? Then These MotherFuckers Make It And I Just Want to Die Like Common Sense When His Youngest Daughter Married a White Guy That's All Right Cuz The Doctor Ain't Been Reppin This Hard Since Sway & Tech Had That Arabian Security Guard
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Mr. Nothing Gotta Lot to Say But No One Ever Listened They Just Walked Away And He Been Plotting For Days Since Mr. Bob Dobbalina was a Hit in the Bay But No One Bothered to Hear Him, Mr. Nothing Forever Toking The Doj One Foot In The Grave Fresh Outta Broken Home But Back in 86 it was the Place to Be He Had a 2600 from Atari But See 10 Years Later He was Outta the House Having to Slick Talk Rich Women Outta They Blouse Just to Get The Rent Paid, Never Saw 10th Grade Cuz All He Ever Learned Was Get High & Get Laid But He Could Spit Game Thank God For That Bay Point to the Haystack Vegas & Back My Man Been Around the Globe & He's Come So Far Now Mr. Nothing Got the World in his Palm and It's On Sing It...
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Produced by Best Paul featuring Lil' Mr. Winter Written by Doctor Scott, YB & Lil' Mr. Winter
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Help Me 02:13
Help Me, I Just Turned the Olsen Twins Into A Couple of Promiscuous Coked up Has-Beens And If I Don't Get Help, Nobody's Safe And That's What It's Like When You Grow Up In The Bay Cuz We Fist Fuck Nuns And Date Rape Sluts Dress Up Like the Feds and Raid Dank Busts If Bill O'Reilly Don't Like Ludacris He Gonna Hate Us And If My Dad's Name was Peter I'd Be Scott Peter's son
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Written by PB, Ready Reg, YB & Doctor Scott
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Look Up In the Sky It's a Bird It's a Plane It's Scott Michael Winter and He's Shitting on the Game YB, Scott Winter, Evolution, Come On Look Up In the Sky It's a Bird It's a Plane It's Scott Michael Winter and He's Shitting on the Game YB, Scott Winter, Evolution, Come On
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Written by Triple B 7000 & Doctor Scott
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Written by Doctor Scott & YB
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Written by Doctor Scott
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Written by YB & Doctor Scott
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2 Tickets 03:43
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I Need a BBW 02:23
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She Gotta Big Butt, She Gotta Big Butt The 1st Time I Seen Her I Said Goddamn That's Big As Fuck She Gotta Big Butt, She Gotta Big Back And Swear to God Your Boy Would Love To Put Something In That She Gotta Big Back, She Gotta Big Butt I Can't Hold It Any Longer Girl I'm Bout to Nut She Gotta Big Butt, She Gotta Big Back And If I Can't Fuck Right Now, I'll Be Right Back
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Dumb With Me 04:08
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Pete Rose 00:30
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Bout 2 Die 02:56
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2008 LP from Doctor Scott & YB

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released August 5, 2008

Production by Doctor Scott, Best Paul, Davy D, Keen, Tone Bone of GorillaPits, and more..

featuring Lil' Mr. Winter, Overweight Underdogs, G.A.S., and more

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Doctor Scott San Francisco, California

Northern California's graff luminary and microphone mainstay Doctor Scott continues his two-decade odyssey in the game. When he's not in the gym bench pressing 600 pound women or putting his Kilroy Hancock on the turf, he's crankin' out half-a-dozen albums a year. Enjoy his light, it'll burn out eventually (allegedly). ... more

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