Swift's Garage (2009)

by Doctor Scott, Dick Swift & Advance

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    dirty garage shit, just like the kind you grew up on..

    VERSES by DOCTOR SCOTT, ADVANCE & DICK SWIFT

    ALL MUSIC PRODUCED by DOCTOR SCOTT except..
    "Black Widow" (Music by DIZMAL ONER)

    Recorded in Hayward, Ca 2009

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Recorded in Hayward, CA

PRODUCED BY DOCTOR SCOTT
(except "Black Widow" music by Dizmal)

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released December 22, 2009

Vocals by Doctor Scott, Advance & Dick Swift
All Songs Produced by Doctor Scott
except "Black Widow" Produced by Dizmal Oner

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Track Name: Intricate
DOCTOR SCOTT (1st Verse):
Intricate is the Trip That We Take
Just to Make Custom Made Spit Ridden Breaks
Breath Rhythm & Brains, Do the Mathematics
Not a Pop Quiz I'm Not Grading Your Antics
I Serenading The Frantic With a Monologue
I'm Telling Frogger to Look Before He Hops That Log
I'm Tryin' to Holler at Baby That Weighs 410
But Society Told Her That I Don't Want to Be Her Friend
So She Ain't Taking Me Serious
Now I'm Right Back at Square 1, Ornery & Delirious
But I'm a Throwback I'm So Past Curious
If I Can't Get It That Minute I'm Furious
The Truth Is That You Don't Want to See Me
When I'm Really Angry Rubbing Your Forehead With a Bidi
3 Months Later the Scab is Still Rubbing on Your Beenie
And That Always Means a Headache, You Pop Asprin Every Evening
Track Name: I Don't Need a Chorus
DOCTOR SCOTT (Verse 1 ):
I Don't Need a Chorus
You Worship Me Like Horus, Plus I Smell Good Like a Florist
I'm Not a Tourist
I'm a Loco Local That'll Slap a Chokehold a Conformist
I Treat You Like a Doormat, Peep My Featured Format
We Bought a Bleacher Fourpack
After the Giants Game We Gon' Rap The Night Away
And Might I Say That When I Light the Dank It Makes a Brighter Day
I'm Talking Right Away, Cashing Sacks
Like a Sleep Deprived Cancer Patient With Cataracts
Rollin' Cadillacs, Satellite Pimpin'
Worldwide Words Fly Into The Rhythm
When I'm Not In the Bay, I Stay in Cedar Creek
But If I'm in the Bay but I'm Not By the Bay, I'm By the Beach
I Might Just Fuck Around and Buy the Beach
z'if I Do Make That Kind of Cream I'mma Need Some Time to Breathe
And If You Bitches Already Thought I'm Kinda Mean
Than Just Imagine When I Got the Cash to Buy Your Team
And My Wet Dream's Enormous
But I Bet You Knew That So Yo I Don't Need a Chorus

ADVANCE (Verse 2):
Ready to Rock Rugged Rhyme
Track Name: Issues
Written by Dick Swift
Track Name: Ride With Your Mom
DOCTOR SCOTT (Verse 1):
While Your Existence is Boggled Down With Incomprehensibilites
My Oral Ability Fuses My Oratory
We Produce The Illest & Spew Supercilious
While You Spit the Silliest
And That Look on My Face Means I Think You're Ridiculous
My Elocution Similar to Electrocution Execution
You're Pointless Like Douching
When You're a Drag Queen Female Illusion
Track Name: 2.K.Hyphy
Interplanetary Flow, My Vocabulary Glows
Like a Time Traveling Delorean on Hundred Spokes
Prone to the Fact That I'm Known for the Rap
From the Stack to the Sco to the O to the Sac... Ro
We Don't Condone Similac
Baby Water n the Track Maybe You Ought to Take It Back
What You Gotta Do Is Deformalize Your Decibels
Take Off the Space Suit Streets Ain't Celestial
Blood We Always Get the Best of Yall
Cuz We're Telling the Truth
The Truth is Babe Ruth Beer & Hot Dogs
Not Estrogen Blockers You Suckers Are Knock-Offs
Me & Swift is Like Ivan & Nikita Koloff
While You Spit So Soft You Suckers Need Zoloft
To Feel Better
One Time For Your Mind's Eye Scott Winter



ADVANCE;
Anti-Hyphy Never Likely to Bit These MC's That Can't See
Their Own 2 Feet Covered in White T's & Nikes
Track Name: Pussy Ass Blood Clot
Written by Doctor Scott, Advance & Dick Swift
Track Name: Melons
DOCTOR SCOTT (Chorus):
It's Dedicated to that Girl With the Really Big Melons
She'll Turn Your Girl Gay Like Ellen
And If She Got Booty Like Magellan Had a Boat
Than Ain't No Tellin', All I Know is That Girl is Dope

DOCTOR SCOTT (Verse 1):
Built Like a Goddess
She Might Be the Hottest I've Ever Seen Honest
I Love a Big Broad
She Waddle Like a Model and She Got It Going On
Under Oath Your Honor
Thicker Than a Snicker She Was Hotter Than A Sauna
Hotter Than a Marijuana Cigarette on Fire
When I'm Already Buzzing But I need to Get Higher

DOCTOR SCOTT (Chorus):
It's Dedicated to that Girl With the Really Big Melons
She'll Turn Your Girl Gay Like Ellen
And If She Got Booty Like Magellan Had a Boat
Than Ain't No Tellin', All I Know is That Girl is Dope

DICK SWIFT (2nd Verse):
She's The Head of the Class, Got Me Spazzed Out on That Ass
Over Jazz Breaks, Mad Fun Bags Lindsey Dawn Traits
Often Mistaked for Photoshop on Store Bought Fakes
Track Name: On The Table
(INTRO):
Swift's Garage
Fuck All That Other Shit
'know What I'm Sayin
But What I Really Want You to Do Right Now For Me Is Um
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
It's For My Gainers

(VERSE 1):
Corpulent Is The Order of the Day
Would You Rather Have a Quarter Would You Rather Have an Eighth
Bigger the Better Buddy More The Merrier
That's The Philosophy Up In The Bay Area
If She's a Carrier of Bigger Belly Than The Average Female Body
I Say Let Her Shine Like Illuminati
And If She's Naughty I Take Her Back to My Stable
Lights Camera Action Now Put Your Belly On The Table

(CHORUS):
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
I Love the Way That Baby Shakes Up My Stable World
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
I'll Be Your Brock Lesnar You Can Be My Sable Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl

(VERSE 2):
Put Your Belly On The Table
And If Your Man's a Hater Than I'm Breaking His Jaw Like I Was Coach Cable
Cuz If He Ain't Down With That Belly & Booty
He's Kinda Fruity A Friend of Judy
Forget Tootie I'd Rather See Natalie's Anatomy
Cuz That'll Mean That That'll Be A Fatter Queen
Expanding Rapidly Challenging Gravity
Now Put Your Belly On The Table So Your Cat Can Breath
Exaca-tick-aly And If I Gotta Take a Leak
I'm Not R Kelly So Your Belly's Not the Spot I Aim to Pee
Cuz See It's Like Losing Weight Is So Lame To Me
So Put Your Belly On The Table While I Graciously
Thank You Gratefully And Since I Hate To Leave
I'mma Make Your Nookie Smell Like a Skunky Eighth of Weed
As Long as She Ain't Fugly I Start at Chubby Wubbie
And I Go All The Way To Super Duper Uber Chunky

(CHORUS):
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
I Love the Way That Baby Shakes Up My Stable World
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
I'll Be Your Brock Lesnar You Can Be My Sable Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
Track Name: Moving
Doctor Scott :
Moving, To the Groove I Create
In My Room, When I'm Off of That Boom
Maybe Even a Couple Shrooms

DOCTOR SCOTT (Verse 2):
It's the Rap Rhodes Scholar
Grabbing You by the Collar
Cuz You Claim That You're Making Them Dollars
But You Live in Squalor
Then You Hit the Gay Bar, Talking About "Holler"
Then You Grab the Mic, and Claim That You're a Baller
And a Shot Caller, But I'm The King, Jerry Lawler
Even If You're Taller
I'll Steal Your Beezy, If I Ain't Got Time I Tell My Boys to Stall Her
And Have My Secretary Call Her
Cuz I'm Old School Like Wacky Wall Walkers
Never Played Out Like Tacky Mall Walkers
I'm Hit The Studio to Make a Slappy Jaw Dropper
My Longevity, Like Bob Barker
Toys Get Robbed For Their Markers
(Toys Get Robbed For Their Markers)

DOCTOR SCOTT (Chrous 2):
Moving, This Is Old School White Hip Hop Like Rick Rubin
Moving, This Is Old School White Hip Hop Like Rick Rubin
Moving, This Is Old School White Hip Hop Like Rick Rubin
Moving..

DICK SWIFT (Verse 3):
This Ain't Capn. Stubing, This Is Not a Fucking Love Boat
I Sink Your Fucking Tugboat
I'm Earthquake Mutherfuking Tenta (Tenta)
Fools Pretend to