Recorded @ 5th Street Studio, Austin, TX 2/04/07

CHORUS:
I Drink Up & Go Dummy & Put My Name On It
Steal the Show & The Money & Put My Name On It
They Call Me Doctor Scott I Put My Name On It
I Put My Name On It I Put My Name On It

VERSE 1:
Shopping At Walmart Looking For A Fat Ass
The Kind You See On Maury's Show When He Does Opposites Attract
Supersized With A Hella Cute Face
Anything Less Makes No Sense Like Blind People on MySpace
And She Can Sit on My Face Like It's a Fuckin Mattress
Then I Hit It Harder Than a Shonie Carter Backfist
I Track Down Chicks With Hips That Keep on Moving
Like You Be Trackin Down That Orange Juice When You Be Shroomin
Doing What I'm Doing Peepin Baby In The Spandex
Booty Lookin Like She Tryin to Shoplift That Mattress
I'm At This, Dude I Light Up The Blunt
Rip The Drawers Off a Big Broad and Nut On Her Gut
Bury My Face In Her Asshole While I Carry This Rap Shit Back
To the Promise Land in a Platnum Casket
I Need a Broad With an Like Aretha Franklin
Lingerie From Catherine's Got Me Ready to Spank It

VERSE 2:
Just Hopped Online Jerking Off To Some Kinky Shit
This Big Broad Rubbing Her Clit 'Til Her Bikini's Wet
It Got Me Fiending Cuz Me Without a Luscious Broad
That'd Be Like Seeing Richard Simmons in a Muscle Car
Meanwhile I'm on the Floor Trying to find the pick of the Litter
Soon As I Seen Her I'm Like Ready to Dick Her Digging Her Figure
A 24 Hour Glass
Like Dice Clay I'd Eat the Corn Out of Her Shit To Get to That Ass
I Wear a Pussy Like a Gas Mask And Write My Name
On Her Clit With My Tounge While She Goes Insane
I Date Big Babes Make Mix Tapes & Break Bread
And Pray to God At Night I Don't Go Out Like K-Fed
I Make Ends Meet And Spend That Shit On Beer Bottles
Smoke Dank And Dream At Night All About Plus Size Models
Might I Bother You Ma'am For Your Phone Number
Next Friday Night It's BBW Strip Poker
I Get Violent You'd Think That I Was Coached Larry Coker
But I Just Take That Aggression When It's Time to Polka
And If I Grab The Mic I'm Getting Uglier Than Oprah
You Don't Believe Me Just Watch Me Doing Kareoke


VERSE 3:
I Drink Up & Go Dummy Steal The Show & The Money
Mingle With Chubby Wubbies While I'm Blowing a Dubby
DJ Fokus on the Beat That's My Buddy
We Gone Slang All These Records and Double Back on Our Money
Or Should I Say Triple As a Kid I would Skip School
At This 400 Pound Broads House Sucking Her Nipples
I'm a Throwback From The Bay That Was Dope Back In The Day
And I'm Only Getting Better Scotty Winter Is The Name
Slangin Mixtapes Is the Game When I'm Posted At the Mall
Dishing Off the Rock Is How I School You When I Ball
Who Dis? Is the First Thing That You Gone Hear When You Call
BBW Porn Up In The Background When I'm Not On-Call
Meet Me At The Midnight Ball I'll Be Looking Out For You
Pouring Out the Seams in Something Sexy From Avenue
Lane Bryant Stops at 32 She Gotta Shop at Catherine
My Fettish For Her Abdomen More Powerful Than Anakin