(INTRO):
Swift's Garage
Fuck All That Other Shit
'know What I'm Sayin
But What I Really Want You to Do Right Now For Me Is Um
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
It's For My Gainers

(VERSE 1):
Corpulent Is The Order of the Day
Would You Rather Have a Quarter Would You Rather Have an Eighth
Bigger the Better Buddy More The Merrier
That's The Philosophy Up In The Bay Area
If She's a Carrier of Bigger Belly Than The Average Female Body
I Say Let Her Shine Like Illuminati
And If She's Naughty I Take Her Back to My Stable
Lights Camera Action Now Put Your Belly On The Table

(CHORUS):
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
I Love the Way That Baby Shakes Up My Stable World
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
I'll Be Your Brock Lesnar You Can Be My Sable Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl

(VERSE 2):
Put Your Belly On The Table
And If Your Man's a Hater Than I'm Breaking His Jaw Like I Was Coach Cable
Cuz If He Ain't Down With That Belly & Booty
He's Kinda Fruity A Friend of Judy
Forget Tootie I'd Rather See Natalie's Anatomy
Cuz That'll Mean That That'll Be A Fatter Queen
Expanding Rapidly Challenging Gravity
Now Put Your Belly On The Table So Your Cat Can Breath
Exaca-tick-aly And If I Gotta Take a Leak
I'm Not R Kelly So Your Belly's Not the Spot I Aim to Pee
Cuz See It's Like Losing Weight Is So Lame To Me
So Put Your Belly On The Table While I Graciously
Thank You Gratefully And Since I Hate To Leave
I'mma Make Your Nookie Smell Like a Skunky Eighth of Weed
As Long as She Ain't Fugly I Start at Chubby Wubbie
And I Go All The Way To Super Duper Uber Chunky

(CHORUS):
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
I Love the Way That Baby Shakes Up My Stable World
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl
I'll Be Your Brock Lesnar You Can Be My Sable Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly (Belly) On The Table Girl
Put Your Belly On The Table Girl